Gonna go out and play some golf ya, ya

Gonna go out and play some golf

My golf bag's full of the latest stuff I'm gonna go out and play some golf

My putter alone was a thousand bucks I'm gonna go out and suck at golf

Think I better take a muligan ya, ya

Think I better take a mulligan

I put my ball in the pond again

I think I better take a mulligan I tee it up and take a swing and then SPLASH

Can I get another mulligan?

Get up get up get up get up get up a get down get down,

Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN

Dont hit the tree dont hit the tree

Please hit the tree

There must be something wrong with my clubs

All my friends hit it farther than me YA all my friends hit it farther than me I just hope I clear the ladies tee

Everyobody hits it farther than me Just 8 more strokes then I reach a par 3

That kid just hit it farther than me

Get up get up get up get up get up A get down, get down

Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry Slow down ball, slow down down down

Dont hit the tree dont hit the tree

Please hit the tree I took a day off for this Never be as good as Tiger Woods no no

Never be as good as Tiger Woods My balls always goin off into the woods

Never be as good as Tiger Woods I'm hookin' my arms and I'm pullin my woods (What?)

Never be as good as Tiger Woods Get up get up get up get up get up a get down get down,

Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry

SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN

Dont hit the tree dont hit the tree

Hit the tree hit the tree I really hate this stupid game